My dear, Who takes New Year’s resolutions seriously anyway?! A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other. Only weird people actually take action on their resolutions. … What weird weird people those goal accomplishers are. Stay away from them, they’re trouble; hang with them too long and you might actually end up doing something worthwhile with your year. Falsely yours, A....

My dear, Sometimes connecting with someone takes a lot of work. Sometimes it’s not possible because circumstances get in the way. And sometimes they’re just not that interested you. But… Sometimes all it takes is saying: Hey, I’m attracted to you… we should talk a lot more often. Falsely yours, A....

My dear, Oh my God! Yesterday was amazing! First there was…. Then…. Oh shit, and can’t forget about when…. And then out of nowhere…. And somehow we ended up at…. And then I…. YESTERDAY WAS AMAZING! Too bad I can’t tell you the full details. Wow – man, Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about. Falsely yours, A....

My dear, A poor man can afford only the very best. Seriously. Who else but the poor man needs one item to desperately last them a lifetime? Who else but the poor man needs one thing to do everything and more? Do you think the second-rate and knock-offs will stand up to this test of quality? Nope. What’ll most likely happen is that you’ll be forced to replace the second-rate items over and over and over again, costing you more...

My dear, All jobs are hard, all of them. If someone tells you that something’s easy and that they can do it in no time – don’t believe them. If someone comes in cheerful and enthusiastic to do everything that the job requires – don’t spend a moment of your time on them. But if you notice someone waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and then here them say “Crap, guess I have to do it,” under their...

My dear, Did you know that most of history’s great insights and realizations were had when the ponderer who had it was relaxing? Yes, they had years of study to back up their insight and to do all the necessary spell-checks, but that moment when they had the insight – they were just dilly-dallying around. Which goes to prove: Wasting time is an important part of life. So leave me be. I’m not procrastinating. Far from it,...

My dear, Do unto others BETTER than they would do unto you. Religion’s only point is to tell you that, and hope you do it. There’s nothing more to say really. Falsely yours, A....

My dear, Want to get dirt on a certain guy? Don’t know where to start? Here’s the secret… Ask his past flame. Find the woman he scorned, the woman he hurt, the woman he neglected and shunned; and set her up in front of a computer. Then sit back, and watch her do her magic. A jealous woman does better research than the FBI. Falsely yours, A....

My dear, A pessimist isn’t a tragic thing to be. A pessimist is a realist, they see that the road to dreams is paved with not just hard work; but luck, sweat, tears, and a million and one other opportunities lost. A pessimist is merely someone who recognizes that every silver lining is attached to a cloud. And in that recognition realizes that we as humans can’t naturally touch clouds. That we weren’t meant to. The...

My dear, Why do you wake up every day to a job you hate? Why do you not think what you have now is enough to build your dreams on? Why do you find a new way to hate yourself every day? Why do you fear taking walking those few forward moving steps? Why do you hurt so much? Why do you do this every single day? Why don’t you do something different? Falsely yours, A....