My dear,

Who takes New Year’s resolutions seriously anyway?!

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

Only weird people actually take action on their resolutions.

… What weird weird people those goal accomplishers are. Stay away from them, they’re trouble; hang with them too long and you might actually end up doing something worthwhile with your year.

Falsely yours,
A. Nonymous