My dear,

Welcome to America, land of the free. I’m free, you’re free, we’re all free. So, repeat after me, I AM FREE.

Welcome to America, land of the free.

Go to work. Send your kids to school. Follow fashion. Act normal. Walk on the pavement. Watch TV. Save for your old age. Obey the law. Repeat after me: I AM FREE.

… If that’s what freedom looks like, I don’t want any part of it.

Falsely yours,
A. Nonymous