My dear,

Nature is one harsh woman isn’t she?

On a good day, she changes her mood and temperature at a moments whim. And on a bad day, when she’s mad (really mad), she brings forth Winter.

Winter is Nature’s way of saying, “Up yours.”

Too bad Nature didn’t plan on us learning how to take Winter into our own hands and making a wonderful season out of it. We used to shiver and die of frost, now we have fireside chats, hot chocolate with marshmallows, and all the major holidays back to back.

Guess we said, “Up yours,” right back.

Falsely yours,
Robert Byrne