My dear,

What makes Earth feel like Hell, is our expectation that it ought to feel like Heaven. Earth is earth.

I don’t know anything about Heaven, or Hell, I’ve frankly never been there myself (I’m a homebody), but I can tell you that they are not on Earth. And you’re on Earth, alive. Good things happen in Heaven all the time, and bad things in Hell all the time (It’s the law of things), but you’re on Earth and you damned well know that both happen all the time here.

So stop complaining. Good stuff happens. Bad stuff happens. That’s life on Earth. After-all, Earth’s just earth.

Falsely yours,
Charles Michael “Chuck” Palahniuk