My dear,

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.

Tell him of the many houses you’re going to own, the many cars you’re going to drive, the many places you’re going to visit, and of the many beaches you’re going to see. Tell him of the many fun times you’re going to have, of the good moments your going to experience, and of all the good food you’re going to eat.

Then tell him of how little you’re going to work for it all.

Falsely yours,
Allen Stewart Konigsberg