My dear,

All men cheat. Men who don’t cheat are simply men who have not found a way to cheat. All men lie. Men who don’t lie are men who know their lies won’t be believed. And all men think about themselves first, how could they not – it’s their own bodies and own minds they occupy right? And most true of all is that,

All men are frauds.

The only difference between them is that some admit it.

I myself deny it.

Falsely yours,
Henry Louis “H. L.” Mencken