“May All Your Troubles Last As Long As Your New Year’s Resolutions!”

Your New Year’s resolutions seem to fade into oblivion quite fast. As if they just passed by to say hello, and weren’t staying in town…. You are quite bad at keeping your resolutions aren’t you?

Well, therefore I say:

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!

May they be fleeting, fast to leave, and barely noticed. May they only consume one day a year.

Truly yours,
Joey Adams