My dear,

Man travels to the end of the world to get himself loved.

Man travels to the end of the universe to get himself envied.

Man buys a house to get himself loved.

Man buys a mansion to get himself envied.

Man spends his last dime to get himself loved.

Man spends money he doesn’t have to get himself envied.

Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied.

Falsely yours,
Samuel Langhorne Clemens