My dear,

Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.

And the knees weaken too! From a scientific stand point it’s highly highly dangerous to the longevity of our health. We should cure it, but who’d ever want to cure a thing that brings so much joy? The cure will probably be harder to find than that of cancer, and I don’t think people would take it…. Curing love is a lost cause.

Thank god!

Falsely yours,
A. Nonymous