My dear,

You see that college right there? That’s not a college. That’s a business.

And that business’ goal is to take your money in exchange for them giving you access to information you need to survive in this world. And that business makes a profit from you being dumb enough to believe that that’s the only place you can get this information. And that business is counting on you being peer pressured by a society that says that if you don’t go to college to get a piece of paper called a degree you’re nothing.

If you went there, and graduated, face it – you’ve been had.

You dropped 150 grand on a fucking education you could have gotten for $1.50 in late charges at the public library.

Falsely yours,
Good Will Hunting