“If I Could Speak Words Of Water, You Would Drown When I Said ‘I Love You.'”

If I could speak words of water, you would drown when I said ‘I love you.’

And there would I stand, dumbfounded, wanting to profess my love to the highest yet risk you I would not.

There would I stand, dumbfounded, caught between you.

Falsely yours,
Terence Alan Patrick Seán “Spike” Milligan