My dear,

Conscience is the little voice that tells you someone might be looking.

It doesn’t tell you to do good or bad, that’s a wrong massly held belief (and good and bad are relatively terms anyway).

It just sneaks within you the idea that someone is judging you, and judging you completely, on your actions right now.

So, what do you do when someone’s looking?

Falsely yours,
Henry Louis “H. L.” Mencken