My dear,

I liken the modern college education to the snake in the Garden of Eden, a soothing slithering sort of thing that whispers to the listener that once they consume what it has to offer they have eternal knowledge and don’t need to learn and educate themselves further anymore.

This is of course wrong. Many men with degrees have found themselves to be dumb and ignorant after college, and they’ve found themselves especially hurt by that ignorance.


A college education never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got it.

What havoc they’ll be when people figure this out en masse. They’ll start questioning the whole system… I can’t wait.

Falsely yours,
A. Nonymous