My dear,

The best way to ensure that lucky things happen is to make sure a lot of things happen.

Luck is just a lottery. And you’ve got to stack the odds in your favor. Everything you do buys a lottery ticket, and you’ve got to buy a lot. And if you want those odds rigged, you’ve got to buy multiple tickets, every day of your life, every chance you get. And trust me, it’s not easy. The system doesn’t go out of it’s way to make sure you beat it.

But still, luck’s a lottery, stack the odds in your favor.

Falsely yours,
Bo Peabody