My dear,

I have a problem with monogameous relationships.

I really don’t think that one person can suit all the needs of another. Sometimes we want to be cared for, sometimes we want to be told what to do, something we want to be the teller, sometimes we want to have fun and go out, and sometimes we just want to keep all that fun in the bedroom. I hardly think one person can easily be all of these personalities at a moments whim without having a mental issue.

Ah! how annoying that the law doesn’t allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts.

How annoying that the law doesn’t allow a man to change wives just as one does a shirt.

Falsely yours,
Jean-Baptiste Poquelin