My dear,

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

The truth is never received kindly. It’s shunned, spit upon, ostracized, and hated upon more than the devil.

So you’d understand why I feel I’m wrong every time people say I’m right.

The only way I know for a truth to be received is with a pie in the face and a kick in the shin.

Falsely yours,
Oscar Fingal O’Flahertie Wills Wilde