My dear,

Did you know that most of history’s great insights and realizations were had when the ponderer who had it was relaxing? Yes, they had years of study to back up their insight and to do all the necessary spell-checks, but that moment when they had the insight – they were just dilly-dallying around.

Which goes to prove:

Wasting time is an important part of life.

So leave me be. I’m not procrastinating.

Far from it, every time I do work that counts I’m one wasted minute away from a great discovery.

Falsely yours,
A. Nonymous