“There Are Two Types Of People In This World: People Who Say They Pee In The Shower, And Dirty Fucking Liars.”

You ever peed in the shower?

Not even once?

You know…

There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars.

Don’t be a dirty fucking liar.

Falsely yours,
Louis Szekely