My dear,

I hate the tooth fairy.

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

That money comes as easy as loosing a tooth and placing it under a pillow. That intruders in the house at night shouldn’t be hunted, but welcomed with such ease that open eyes aren’t even necessary. And most horrific of all, that somehow magical-freaking-beings still use money too!

Falsely yours,
David Richerby