My dear,

Look at that bird. Yes, that one right there. Look at how happy it is? I just tossed it one french fry and now you can’t find a happier bird anywhere else in the world. I’ll even bet on that. Hell, it’s that happy and it doesn’t even have any ketchup.

…You know what. Tomorrow when I wake up, I’m going to tell myself:

Today, I will be happier than a bird with a french fry.

And I’ll tell myself that every morning even though I know that it’s almost impossible to be that happy.

But I’ll try.

Falsely yours,
Destery Moore