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“Even If You’re On The Right Track, You’ll Get Run Over If You Just Sit There.”

My dear, Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. Learn from the hare, just because you’re fast doesn’t mean that you should mockingly rest and give the turtles behind you time to catch-up and pass you. In fact, if you’re faster and on the right path, think of yourself as lucky and unworthy. How many people are there out there that aren’t blessed with your speed...

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“A Fool And His Money Are Soon Elected.”

My dear, A fool doesn’t look past himself in his decisions, he can’t. A fool with money doesn’t care for intelligence or of good grace. After-all he has money, and everyone wants money, and everyone’s willing to do anything for it in this green paper zombified economy of ours. And a fool with money who runs for government doesn’t back up the promises he makes because he forgets them just as soon as...

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“When You Are Dissatisfied And Would Like To Go Back To Youth, Think Of Algebra.”

My dear, When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. How useless was that?! At least now you can focus on things you love and that actually matter; like friends, family, growing up into the person you want to be, and creating a life you actually don’t hate. You know, little stuff like that. Algebra, still gives me the creeps just thinking about it. Falsely yours, William “Will” Penn...

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“Don’t Let Yesterday Take Up Too Much Of Today.”

My dear, How much of today is spent on yesterday? How much time do you spend reviewing your past? How much time do you spend mourning your mistakes? How much time do you spend congratulating yourself for what you did yesterday? Listen: For if you do, you’ll be blind upon the present. And trust me, the present is happening. Falsely yours, Will Rogers ...

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