My dear,

How many times do I have to tell you that I dislike visiting your parents more than once a year. It’s like we see them every few months. Preposterous! That’s far too frequent.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Now, the tough choice is going to be in picking between visiting them on their birthdays or on Christmas. Choices, choices…

Falsely yours,
Victor Borge