My dear,

I don’t understand how a kid these days can say they’re bored.

How can they be?!

They can listen to music on their iPods while commuting from one place to another, talk with their friends on their iPhones, and play video games on their iPads. They can google to find out what’s happening in their town in under six seconds (and go do it), and skype with their friends who live in Japan. And we can’t forget about Facebook and Twitter.

How can kids today be bored?!

The only reliable place to be bored these days is in the shower.

Falsely yours,
Scott Raymond Adams