My dear,

This I know to be true.

Have you ever seen a mom lift a car from under her and her child in a car wreck? Have you ever seen a man run faster than a cheetah in order for him to live to see another day? Have you ever seen a woman swim faster than a shark? And have you ever seen a man cut off his hand in order to save himself from death?

I have.

Falsely yours,
James Franco