To teach a pig to think you’ll have to get down on your knees and get in the mud. You’ll have to wrestle with it, and quiet it’s squealing long enough for it to (maybe) listen. You’ll have to say the same thing over and over and over again and each time slower than the first, just to make sure it’s got the point (it hasn’t). And after all that, you’ll reach a point where you realize that you can’t teach a pig to think, and you’ll walk away.
Never try and teach a pig to think … It doesn’t work, and will only upset the pig.
That’s the irony, that in trying to teach a pig something the only one that walks away learned is you.