My dear,

Marriage is the number one leading cause of divorce.

One would deduce that:

It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

Hell, I don’t even think people in love should spend that much together in the first place. I can’t even stand myself for that long.

Give me the passionate kisses, the fire-filled sex, and the calm mornings after. Give me the long walks, the fireside chats, and the warm embraces. Hell, you can even give me a little me running all around the house and I wouldn’t mind. But nowhere is it written that to have all that you have to be married.

People are funny, the unwritten laws are the laws they’re most afraid to break. Even if they are the more happier for doing so.

Falsely yours,
George Bernard Shaw