My dear,
If you would go deaf, I would learn sign language, so you could hear my voice in my hands. If you would go blind, I would permanently blindfold myself so that we could walk this new world of darkness together hand-in-hand. If you were to kiss me and unexpectedly die tomorrow, I would not eat, so that the last thing to touch my lips would be yours.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
Falsely yours,
Alan Alexander Milne
