My dear,

Judging by the amount of shit it throws at people, life is a monkey.

In fact, life is dozen monkeys.

And we’re all animal trainers, slowly learning every day how to better coax the monkeys into throwing less shit our way… Some days we succeed, most days we fail.

But look on the bright-side, we have monkeys!

Falsely yours,
Pax Suhorukova