My dear,

Want to get dirt on a certain guy? Don’t know where to start? Here’s the secret…

Ask his past flame.

Find the woman he scorned, the woman he hurt, the woman he neglected and shunned; and set her up in front of a computer.

Then sit back, and watch her do her magic.

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

Falsely yours,
A. Nonymous