My dear,

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.

So yes, you’re saying that you know exactly what you’re doing is in fact very funny to me.

Falsely yours,
Sir Terence David John “Terry” Pratchett