Give A Man A Gun And He Can Rob A Bank. Give A Man A Bank And He Can Rob The World.

My dear,

That $42.50 NSF fee, that’s your bank charging you money, for not having money. Your bank being open only when you’re at work, that’s your bank, not caring about you but about making more money, using your money. That 3% interest rate on your savings, that’s to distract you from the fact that they’re charging you a 19.99% interest rate on your credit card… and don’t get me started on mortages.

Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

Long gone are the days where we should fear the lone crooks, this is big business; fear the banks.

Falsely yours,
A. Nonymous

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