My dear,

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.

But I know me, and even I know I have intimacy problems.

Yeah, it sucks. But, I’m working on them. I’m guarded because I’ve been screwed over in the past, and taken advantage of. But I’m working on letting go of that.

…My friends don’t really know me, but they will, bit by bit.

Falsely yours,
Garry Emmanuel Shandling