“Be The Friend Or The Fuck, Never Both… Unless We’re That Serious.”

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My dear,

Be the friend.

Be the one I go to to talk out my problems with, the one I enjoy having around always, and the one I can wake up at 3 AM with a phone call and know you’re going to listen.

Or…

Be the fuck.

Be the one I go to to fuck out my problems with, the best lay I’ve ever had, and the one I can wake up at 3 AM with a phone call and know you’re always going to come to my house.

Be the friend or the fuck, never both… Unless we’re that serious.

Falsely yours,
Arsène Hodali

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