“Don’t Sweat The Petty Things And Don’t Pet The Sweaty Things.”

Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.

And what you eventually learn from life is that they’re all sweaty things… I mean petty things.

Boy, wouldn’t that be weird if everything was sweaty. Gives a whole new meaning to, “It’s a wet, wet world,” doesn’t it?

Falsely yours,
George Denis Patrick Carlin