My dear,

Don’t be yourself. Be someone a little nicer.

That’s what I tell myself every day.

And do you know what? People think I’m a nice guy!

Deep down I know I’m a mean, cruel, and rude human being. But that doesn’t come through in my actions.

My actions speak love. So people think I’m a nice guy, and in all the sense of the word – I seem to be. Acting nice makes you nice. Go figure.

Falsely yours,
Mignon McLaughlin