“Life’s Disappointments Are Harder To Take When You Don’t Know Any Swear Words.”

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My dear,

Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.

So go, hang with the miners, the scoundrels, the riff-raffs, and the up to no gooders; pick yourself up a vocabulary that’ll have your mom fainting in no time.

Don’t worry, you don’t have to thank me.

Falsely yours,
William Boyd Watterson II

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