My dear,

What is a conscience? And why does it only appear at certain times? Why does it only appear when your other senses are finally receiving such great pleasure?

My dear, I don’t know what a conscience is in full. But I will define it as so:

A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

It’s an answer that answers nothing, I know. But that’s all I know, and I’ll be damned if I lie that I knew more.

Falsely yours,
A. Nonymous