My dear,

Christmas gift suggestions: to your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.

If you’re ever in need of some last minute holiday shopping, know that the gifts I mention are time tested and guarantee happiness to the receiver. But beware, the gifts I mention are the most difficult gifts one human being has ever given to another.

They ask of you your all.

Falsely yours,
Oren Arnold