You Can Always Count On The Americans To Do The Right Thing — After They Have Tried Everything Else.

My dear,

Most Americans embody the title of the good natured fool.

Americans try to help other countries by invading them, then actually help them by leaving. Americans try to help themselves by electing a political official, then actually help by de-throning them after. And don’t forget about the prohibition.

You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing — after they have tried everything else.

Falsely yours,
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill

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